Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have begun the battle for which of them will be granted custody of their son, Bronx Mowgli. I’m thinking custody should go to the person who did not come up with the name ‘Bronx Mowgli’. That’s the one parent who should be left to the lion’s share of the child-rearing. Simpson has requested that she be granted custody of the couple’s two-year-old son, because of that whole carrying the boy in her womb and then that whole birth thing (baby things can’t be ordered on Amazon, who knew?) Wentz cares not for labour pains. He cares about matching afros. How’s he supposed to coordinate his and his son’s hair/ outfits if they’re not even living in the same house? Wentz filed legal papers in response to Simpson’s divorce petition, in which she requested to be primary physical custodian. He wants joint physical and legal custody. And, in the papers filed in L.A. County Superior Court Tuesday, Wentz is requesting each party pay their own legal fees even though Simpson wants him to pay for both.