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Ashlee & Pete May Have Up To Six Kids




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Pete Wentz must LOVE being a daddy. Despite the fact that his wife, Ashlee Simpson only gave birth to their son, Bronx Mowgli, a few weeks ago – he already wants MORE children [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Wentz seems to think it is OK to use his wife’s vagina as a clown car. WTH is up with these Hollywood men thinking that their wives should be at home, barefoot and preggers, popping out tots, hither and thither. So says he:

On how many children he wants to have with wife Ashlee Simpson: “I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more. I can’t imagine that we’re stopping, you know what I’m saying? This is like a Journey song, it’s like the chorus is just going to keep coming.”

In the same interview with Blender magazine, Pete always speaks out about getting a bad rap online: “I was letting the blogs get to me. It’s semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag.”

He also says that even after a suicide scare, and taking medication, he still has some issues to work out: “I’m paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax and not feel a thing.”

I don’t really think Wentz wants more kiddies… I think he is just coming up with new and exciting ways to trick ASSlee into more butt sex. Like “dude I want six more babies… whaddya mean NO F*CKING WAY… okay we better do our sexy times in the butt again, so you don’t get knocked up“. I hope this pair of Emo turds get neutered under the Grindhouse Turd Neutering Programme or something. After all, how many more Emo babies covered in guy-liner does the world need?

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3 Comments

  1. Starcasm says:

    Starcasm.net really hates to say this, but we think that the appropriately nicknamed Asslee deserves better than Pete Wentz. We realize how this sounds, but when we say “better” we mean something like Criss Angel or Spencer Pratt.

  2. Mystery Man says:

    just what we need, more mini wentz-es…lol

  3. @ Starcasm – I agree, let’s get to scheming and set her up with a Tom Cruise level douchebag.

    @ Mystery Man – Agreed, who needs another be-chinned Emo baby anyways?