Seems not everyone is stoked about the return of the Cheeto (or as I may start calling her now, Cheez Doodles) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I admit this is where my site and my inexplicable love of all things made of cheese, comes in handy.
The hype behind Britney Spears’ release of ‘Womanizer’ has me so excited that I could poop Cheetos*, and the pending release of her new album ‘Circus’ has me so excited I could just… ooooh, trust me you don’t wanna know!
Presuming that I manage not to poop any cheesy snacks from all the excitement, I will probably be posting any leaks from the album and/ or reviewing her new material, as it comes out.
Seems, however, that some people are intent on containing their bowel-movements and are determined to be a buzz kill.
Fans everywhere popped open a bag of Cheetos and downed frappés in celebration on Friday, as they finally heard the HQ, non sh*tty, grainy cut of ‘Womanizer’, from Britney Spears’ long-delayed album, ‘Circus’.
Jive Records postponed the release of “Womanizer” several times to “work on the mix”. However some critics claimed the label should have scrapped the song all together.
The old biatches at New York Daily News, complained that ‘Womanizer’ featured “the most repetitive chorus heard in a pop song since the 1970 novelty hit ‘Gimmie Dat Ding,’ And that was designed to be annoying.”
According to their own site:
In each and every chorus of “Womanizer,” Spears delivers the title word no fewer than nine times in a row, in a nagging tone meant to mimic the most irritating of schoolyard taunts.
It’s unclear whom the song means to address, though one can’t help but wonder if it’s a slap against the famously wandering eye of ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Spears’ tone of petulance proves as strained and strident as the song’s synthed-up dance beat. A source at her record company say the reason for the song’s delay was so the star could buff up her vocals.
“Womanizer” represents a risk for Spears, since it comes from a relatively untested writing and production team from Atlanta known as The Outsyders.
*yells, à la Citizen Kane*… ‘Cheeeez Doooooodles!’
*skulks off and takes her meds*…
[IMAGE CREDIT: Doug Meszler / Splash News (above) & Ahmad Elatab / Splash News (below)]
*WHY YES, I AM STILL SHARING TOO MUCH THANKS FOR ASKING! 
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ya know, i often can’t tell if you secretly love the doodle and just pretend to go along with everyone or if you really can’t stand her. (=
womanizer was an abortion. that quote from the news is pretty much the only thing they’ve written worth reading in years. but seriously, isn’t the point of any pop/club song to repeat the hook over and over until you can’t get it out of your head and it’s all you want to hear when you’re drunk?
all of her “hits” have been the same. pure crap that’s not offensive enough to bug you when you’re drinking. they get stuck in your head but are otherwise unmemorable and become a pub quiz question 2 years later to the tune of “the song doodle released after her 3rd mental breakdown…”
chris´s last blog post..hit me baby, one more time…
Hi Chris. Had fun last night, curled up on the sofa. Am now a big fan of Cheez Doodles, very tasty…
Me and The Doodle go way back. It’s a very love-hate relationship. Been stuck writing about her long before I started this site. Kind of sick of the sight of her sometimes, and I must confess I am using her. I only love her for the number of page views she can generate. People click like mad on any story I write about her…
Cheesy treats are all well and good, but I can’t live on them forever. CMP ads are a bitch, Doodles makes my blog-life more bearable
P.S. As an aside there is a story on Kimmky K and our identical bottom, I just posted. I added more pics then usual just for you
http://amygrindhouse.com/2008/09/kim-kardashian-interview-snippets-from-the-daily-10.html
had fun on the sofa? WITHOUT me? but WITH my cheezy snack of choice? gotta say amy, i’m a lil disappointed. heartbroken almost.
though i did notice the extra kim k pics (= they ALMOST made up for it
chris´s last blog post..hit me baby, one more time…
Dude you were there too! Chillin’ on the sofa. Hoggin’ all the flippin’ Doodles.
We were both drinking, so perhaps you don’t remember chillin together?
many a female have taken advantage of me while i was inebriated, but i’m so paranoid of flying i’m certain i’d remember two 6+ hour flights that had me cross the atlantic and back AND still have me here for work the next day.
sadly i think you had another man friend over. happily you apparently pretended it was me. which ego wise is possibly better than being there.
chris´s last blog post..hit me baby, one more time…
maybe I did, k
See more about my night in here Chris, k?
6th paragraph in…
http://amygrindhouse.com/2008/09/chace-crawford-ed-westwick-penn-badgley-details-magazine-november-2008-cover-stars.html