I admit this is where my site and my inexplicable love of all things made of cheese, comes in handy.
The hype behind Britney Spears’ release of ‘Womanizer’ has me so excited that I could poop Cheetos*, and the pending release of her new album ‘Circus’ has me so excited I could just… ooooh, trust me you don’t wanna know!
Presuming that I manage not to poop any cheesy snacks from all the excitement, I will probably be posting any leaks from the album and/ or reviewing her new material, as it comes out.
Seems, however, that some people are intent on containing their bowel-movements and are determined to be a buzz kill.
Fans everywhere popped open a bag of Cheetos and downed frappés in celebration on Friday, as they finally heard the HQ, non sh*tty, grainy cut of ‘Womanizer’, from Britney Spears’ long-delayed album, ‘Circus’.
Jive Records postponed the release of “Womanizer” several times to “work on the mix”. However some critics claimed the label should have scrapped the song all together.
The old biatches at New York Daily News, complained that ‘Womanizer’ featured “the most repetitive chorus heard in a pop song since the 1970 novelty hit ‘Gimmie Dat Ding,’ And that was designed to be annoying.”
According to their own site:
In each and every chorus of “Womanizer,” Spears delivers the title word no fewer than nine times in a row, in a nagging tone meant to mimic the most irritating of schoolyard taunts.
It’s unclear whom the song means to address, though one can’t help but wonder if it’s a slap against the famously wandering eye of ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Spears’ tone of petulance proves as strained and strident as the song’s synthed-up dance beat. A source at her record company say the reason for the song’s delay was so the star could buff up her vocals.
“Womanizer” represents a risk for Spears, since it comes from a relatively untested writing and production team from Atlanta known as The Outsyders.
*yells, à la Citizen Kane*… ‘Cheeeez Doooooodles!’
*skulks off and takes her meds*…
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*WHY YES, I AM STILL SHARING TOO MUCH THANKS FOR ASKING! AmyGrindhouse.com written by Amy Grindhouse © All rights reserved. When quoting, use excerpts with attribution only.
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