So, a bunch of shorties and a bunch of skinnies were apparently very eager to become the Cycle 13 champion of America’s Next Top Model. This year the show was keen to lower some of the entry requirements for the contest, including the height of the girls who could apply. For the first time that I can remember, girls under 5ft 7ins could enter.
This clearly set off alarm bells to all the short models in a 10 block radius of the NYC ANTM auditions and those biatches went crazy… and I don’t mean Tyra Banks teaching people to “smile with their eyes crazy”, I mean really crazy.
The video above gives some idea of the queues involved and the vast number of girls waiting to get in to meet the judges. Far more people had shown up than the judges had anticipated, and a nasty brawl broke out in the street after people became agitated. It didn’t help that some efftard yelled “there’s a bomb” when a nearby car broke down and started to overheat/ smoke.
Three people got arrested, two got taken to the hospital and six got injured in the ruckus. Dayum!