Anti-Scientology Group Member Charged Over DoS Attack: Dude Is So Screwed!

Um… this post writes itself, as all I would really need to do, in order to write a both amusing and factually-accurate post on the matter of an ‘Anonymous’ group member being charged with attacking the Church of Scientology website, is write ‘not even the power of the Cheeto can save you now!’ over and over again… [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

‘Not even the power of the Cheeto can save you now!’

…Zoh dear!

See, now this is why I don’t eff with the hot b*tches at the Church of Scientology. Actually, I genuinely have nothing (in particular) against them. As the people who run one of my favourite sites, Cracked.com, demonstrate, there are many waaay worse religions out there – case in point, the posts explaining ‘6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun)’ and ‘5 Inspiring Religions (That Worship Penises)’ (kinda NSFW pics).

I bow down to the Alien Queen, Katie, her Alien Princess, Suri, as well as Mighty Mouse Cruise. I have to be nice… I am pretty sure this *speaks slowly* in-ter-web *lol* thingy, that I write on every day, stretches to all the four-corners of the universe. So, even if I wrap my PC in tin-foil (which I do) the Martians at the Church could still see anything nasty that I post here!

You must think I am insane in the membrane*? Effing with the Church of Mon-eeehh? Hell to the nah!

According to PNasty:

The 18 year-old, Dmitry Guzner, was allegedly involved in a “denial of service” attack on the Scientology site early this year, in January.

According to the information filed last Friday in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, the attack “contributed to the unavailability of the web sites.”

And, according to the info on file, Guzner launched the attack “because he believed the attack furthered the goals of the anti-Scientology group ‘Anonymous,’ of which he considered himself a member.”

As for Guzner, he has agreed to plead guilty to the felony count which estimates that the Church of Scientology lost between $30,000 and $70,000 as a result of the Internet attack.

More details can be found on TheSmokingGun.com.

I don’t think I, or anyone reading, this should mock Scientology or it’s hot-piece-of-arse followers. I think you should all join my Church, the Church of Cheeto.

In this Church, every Sunday, me, my mum and Brit Brit Spears sit around with a frappe (on the rocks) and light up a pricey Cuban Cheeto and sit in a cloud of smoke, congratulating each other on being masters of the universe**!

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*IS RETORIKAL KWESTION!

**LIKE MY OBSCURE ‘TITANIC’ MOVIE QUOTE?

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