Now, over the past few munfs, you may have come to believe that my mafs is about as good as my grammaah, innit? Well screw you, what do you know *yells* grammar nazi!
*Calms down* What the heck was I talking about?
Ah yes, pretty movie stars bumping uglies!
Or, in their case, I am sure everything down there is awe-inspiringly beautiful… Like, if they were ever to pose nude, the sight would be worthy of capturing with a brush and a canvas, worthy of writing a sonnet or even a dainty little haiku about.
Saint Angelina, according to the New York Times WAS making good with the man who would later become father to her six children… and by ‘would later become father to her six children’, I really mean ‘would later absorb, by osmosis, Jolie’s baby-appropriating ways’.
Says Jolie of the film and her children, according to the New York Times:
“Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”
Pitt and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston officially announced their separation on January 7th, 2005. The film ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’ was released June 10th of 2005.
Dat means der was an overlap, see.
According to Jolie’s own statement, she and Pitt were at the very least falling ‘in love’, while Pitt was married.
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