Angelina Jolie and her angelic tribe of cherubs have somehow topped the Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List. This list ranks stars in terms of their media visibility and ability to annoy you via osmosis, through your computer screen.
Were these rankings compiled like a real election, I bet not. I bet any money it was some George Bush being voted into office twice BS. I can just see all the sugared Brangeloonies peeing themselves with excitement at the thought of their queen being crowned top of all the Hollywood troupe. Actually, screw all the speculation, that was exactly what happened. Forbes didn’t compile/ calculate sh*t like they say they did. There were real polls in little polling booths and I was the one giving sugar-coated treats to the Loonies hoping they would get Lips McGee in the charts rather than some annoying wh*re who offends my senses far more.
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Ah is SO tared a her!
Seriously, her face has started to give me narcolepsy. Yes, yes yes yes she is beautiful, humanitarian, for some bizarre reason decided Brad Pitt was going to be her Baby Daddy, we get it, we got it, ENOUGH!
I am not a big old Oprah head, but overall, I am somewhat taken aback that she is above Oprah – Oprah has overcome and accomplished much more than Jolie, without the extra bonus of being “grandfathered” into stardom by having a famous father.
What gives, people? What is this unwavering fascination with Angelina Jolie all about?
Me too, but her lips of doom have a spell over us all. If we and the Brangeloonies do not bend to her will, she will devour us all.
It’s about time, really. Angie has star power and Lady O shouldn’t always dominate everything.
Oprah and Angie give back a lot I guess, maybe that’s why they’re #1 and #2.
*BIG Sigh* – it’s true. Going through the checkout line at the market has become an agonizing test of willpower if there is a magazine cover with her on it, which there is, like, EVERY DAY!
I have been forced to wear racehorse blinders if I am to make it past the magazine rack, to the check out clerk – swipe my debit card, get my groceries, and run like hell before the Lips of Doom take a chunk out of my ass, lol.
But then one gets home, and there she is! Everywhere we turn, there she is! She is taking over the world!!
I think I may start an Angelina Jolie Anonymous (AJA) meeting….Hi, I am Kelly, and I am an “Angelina-olic’…….
my only question is, how and why? as much as i don’t like her, oprah should still be tops. all angelina does is globetrot snatching up kids un the middle of the night
I am kind of inclined to agree though the entire list kind of seems like BS
[...] Angelina Jolie: The most powerful of them all. (AG) [...]
Yeah, I am with Mystery Man’s assessment. Angelina is too much of a “look at all of the wonderful things I am doing” publicity hound to be taken seriously as the number one – I mean, everybody shamelessly self promotes, but she takes it to a new low.
And yes, Amy, the list does seem like BS – Forbes seems to have fallen prey to the “To The Most Beautiful Humanitarian Goes The #1 Slot” trap.
Oprah was at this while Angie was still playing the goth-girl, cutting herself and getting high.