Angelina Jolie and her angelic tribe of cherubs have somehow topped the Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List. This list ranks stars in terms of their media visibility and ability to annoy you via osmosis, through your computer screen.
Were these rankings compiled like a real election, I bet not. I bet any money it was some George Bush being voted into office twice BS. I can just see all the sugared Brangeloonies peeing themselves with excitement at the thought of their queen being crowned top of all the Hollywood troupe. Actually, screw all the speculation, that was exactly what happened. Forbes didn’t compile/ calculate sh*t like they say they did. There were real polls in little polling booths and I was the one giving sugar-coated treats to the Loonies hoping they would get Lips McGee in the charts rather than some annoying wh*re who offends my senses far more.
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