According to OK! magazine, Angelina Jolie may be planning to adopt without the aid of Brad Pitt.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are solely responsible for the cute orphan shortage currently affecting the rest of Hollywood. Because of Pitt’s desire to have a soccer team entirely of his spawn, there are now precisely 75% less adorable babies on the open market for vultures like Madonna to come and snatch.
The saints and their cherubs already make for a picture perfect clan. However, a new set of allegations in the magazine claim that Pitt is not ready to appropriate any more kids as he’s too busy growing an unattractive forest on his chin. It’s alleged that Jolie is still baby-crazy and wants a little girl from Syria.
This decision is allegedly putting a strain on a relationship that, oddly, doesn’t appear to be sustained by sex alone.
As a side-note, once you push past all of the rumours and fun-sicles on the OK! November 23, 2009 cover, there is a sneaky picture of Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva’s newborn baby inset in the bottom left corner.
Image credit and story credit to OK! magazine.
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Whatever makes her happy… just wish she would opt to adopt one of the many neglected, unwanted, or parentless children here in our own country first.