Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty today, to the charge of Bump-It and self tan overuse. Nah, I’m just playing. She actually pleaded guilty to smacking someone around the face. The incident happened during the Christmas period, at a pantomime performance, at a Berkshire playhouse. According to reports released only moments ago, Wino appeared in Milton Keynes Magistrates’ Court where she pleaded guilty to smacking a bish. Wino was probably in meth-withdrawal or something when she allegedly kicked the playhouse manager and pulled his hair.
His only sin was to reportedly ask her to shut the heck up, as she was annoying people with her heckling and potty mouth. The UK legal system being the ass that it is Wino’s only punishment is that she has to pay £100 compensation to the man she allegedly assaulted, as well as £85 in costs. She also has to resist the urge to smack another bish for two years, as part of her conditional discharge.
Image credit to BARM/ Fame Pictures. Story & info. Mr Paparazzi.
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Just looking at her assaults my eyeballs.
… she wore those gross ballet slippers to court. Need I say more. [LINK]