It has come early for Christmas and you can’t wrap it in a bow… Amy Winehouse is the gift that keeps on giving. Wino has been charged with assault, after allegedly kicking someone. She needs to drop her ex-husband and get with greasy toofs Pete Doherty. The two were recently arrested for back-assward crimes and would make adorable crack-addicted serial criminal babies together.
Wino is so thrilled to have come out of her addiction on the other side, that sometimes she cannot hide her excitement. She was at a performance of Cinderella when she broke into a bunch of swears and was told off by the theater manager. She is reported to have kicked him in the baby-making area, as she’ll be damned if anyone in the world is allowed to produce non-cracky babies.
She wasn’t caught by the popo, she presented herself to them today while in the company of her lawyer. She is now free on bail and must appear in court Jan. 20.
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It’s gonna be a hot time at the Old Bailey!
Make way! Here comes Amy Winehouse to regale us with the tale of Cinderella and the Single Eunuch.
The popo must not be able to take time off during the holidays, with these clowns keeping them busy.