American Music Awards 2010 Red Carpet Photos

The 2010 AMAs were held at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, CA.

The Sunday November 21 awards were attended by every one who had a free hour or two that wasn’t better spent doing coke. The awards had a great turn out, as they did last year. Because every one’s hoping they win the world’s least impressive-looking trophy. One that doubles as a really point dildo. The ceremony itself was vanilla, as were the fashion choices. Most looked respectable and some of the red carpet stand-outs were the following, shown in order: a trim 112 pound Kelly Osbourne, fresh off her Shape cover reveal; Miley Cyrus, with hair she probably styled herself and a cheap bow-detail dress made of toiler paper (or not); Fergie, and The Black Eyed Peas; Heidi Klum, one of many to wear a dress in lace that you could see through; Keri Hilson; Rihanna, like Klum, wore nearly-nude lace; Jenny McCarthy; Nicki Minaj, who really only has one weave and one played-out pose; Natasha Bedingfield; Luisana Lopilato, and Michael Buble; Willow Smith, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and Jaden Smith; Taylor Swift, who wore another silver mini-dress on the red carpet, and a black business suit to perform/ in the press room, that made her look like a geography teacher who cut her own bangs; Sheryl Crow; Katy Perry’s breasts; Ke$ha, trying too hard by Kylie Minogue-ing her eyebrows; pregnant Pink, and husband Carey Hart; Mandy Moore; Ryan Kwanten, of True Blood; Christina Milian; and in the press room are Justin Bieber, Usher, and Jessica Alba. See also AMAs 2010 performances by Bieber, Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, Swift, Christina Aguilera, Cyrus, and Rihanna.