Amanda Bynes Can’t Be Crazy Because She’s A ‘Retired Multi-Millionaire’

In Touch had a story that I overlooked this week because it was essential a copy and paste of stories about Britney Spears at the height of her breakdown when she would have sex in changing rooms in clothing stores and I remember a photograph of her getting changed, curtain open, standing there topless for the whole store to see. ITW claimed that basically happened but in a tanning salon were ‘painfully thin’ Amanda Bynes supposedly walked out of a private room naked and ‘in search of goggles’ in front of the other customers after purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session. A source claimed: ‘She walked out of the room completely naked. She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked. She seemed totally out of it. She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her.’ Except Bynes says she can’t possibly be naked or crazy because rich people can’t be either of those things. She told Us Weekly: ‘I’m suing In Touch for printing a fake story. I’m not ‘troubled.’ I don’t get naked in public. I’m 26, a multi-millionaire, retired. Please respect my privacy.’ And apparently she text messages people at Celebuzz.com because she told them the same Thursday: ‘That’s not true, I’ll sue.’

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