Amanda Bynes found a part-time job as The Internet Police to supplement her ‘Mary-Kate & Ashley type wealth.’ She’s basically acting as the Google Images filter because otherwise media outlets would be able to use whatever legally-obtained photos they wanted. Chastising a tabloid for using a professionally taken photo on its cover rather than one of her bathroom selfies, Bynes wrote: ‘Intouch used a photo from years ago on their cover and I hate it! The reason I’ve asked all magazines and blogs to stop using old photos of me is I don’t look like that anymore! I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes. I wasn’t going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don’t want old photos used anymore! I’m so sick of magazines and blogs using old photos! When will they stop? I will never look like that again! Having surgery was the most amazing thing for my confidence!’
In other news, we’re recording people at the gym now? Here’s video of Bynes trying to work an elliptical.