I told you so. Last week when Amanda Bynes’ license was suspended for DUI and hit-and-run, I half-joked that it was not really prohibitive of her getting behind the wheel and killing someone since she has the kind of dangerously enabling friends who would lie to a valet that they would drive her drunk a$$ home only to help her stumble into the driver’s side and force the keys into her hand as paparazzi begged her to get into the backseat. No, really. And it turns out sarcasm is still my superpower and it’s set to stun because Bynes was pulled over Monday for driving without her headlights on by cops who didn’t run her license. Right after which she was obviously let go because, as we know, that’ll buff right out.
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