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Adnan Still Thinks You Care About The Britney Sex-Tape

Adnan Still Thinks You Care About The Britney Sex Tape

Will someone please tell Adnan Ghalib that I and others with my level of journalistic integrity *chuckles* refuse to take him seriously until he sorts out his bloody facial hair! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

Ghalib and his chin pubes are on the hunt for press (yes, I get the irony of me saying that). Chin Pubes McGee and his team of media whores, are bumping their gums and boring people about the old news, that is the Britney/ Adnan sex-tape.

According to The Sun:

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Ugh, who wants to see their sex tape anyway (iz retorikal kwestion k)?

Do you really wanna see Brit-Brit’s stale, greasy weave and Adnan’s chin pubes, bumping uglies, rolling and around ‘Christening’ all of the rooms in Casa De Cheeto?

Do you really need to know that 3 minutes in Adnan calls out my name, instead of Brit-Brit’s safety word, ‘Cheeto!’?

No!

So, there you have it.

Adnan, take your tape and shove it somewhere unsanitary.

No one here wants to see ‘One Night Cheeto’!

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10 Comments

  1. chris says:

    “Do you really need to know that 3 minutes in Adnan calls out my name, instead of Brit-Brit’s safety word, ‘Cheeto!’?”

    i don’t think “cheeto” would work as a safe word…i’d just feed her and kep going about my business.

    chriss last blog post..random thoughts (and lots of links)…

  2. Iz not? Lols.

    Hi, Chris. Actually sounds like a far superior plan, mah man!

  3. Brit at 18: Sex tape worth millions and all are clamoring to see.

    Sex tape today: Why don’t you pay me to watch it.

    The Movie Whores last blog post..Hollywood Switch original Star Wars/Star Trek edition

    1. chris says:

      oh i’d watch it for free (=

      chriss last blog post..random thoughts (and lots of links)…

    2. @ TMH

      Hahaha

      Brit at 18: Sex tape worth millions and all are clamoring to see.

      Sex tape today: Why don’t you pay me to watch it.

      … k, will pay moneh.

      Iz one Cheeto payment enough? ;)

      Agreed, that Adnan is about 10 years too late for people to care, lols.

    3. @ Chris

      Me, you and a bag of Cheetos in front of the telly. Great night in. What’dya think?

      1. chris says:

        oh amy do you mean it? i’m not one for the cheetos, prefer wise puffed cheez doodles (http://www.wisesnacks.com/products_doodles_all.html) myself.

        *dreams of nights with amy curled up on the couch*

        chris´s last blog post..hit me baby, one more time…

        1. Oooh, a new cheesy treat *checks out link*

          Me likey!

          Sounds like a date :D

  4. Mike says:

    Some peeps will do n e thing for money!!

  5. Wow, Mike – thanks for stopping by!

    Agreed, he is baiting the press. He and Britney broke up about 6 months ago. Why bother bringing it up now?

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