Adele finished a tub of Vicks VapoRub and got back to work. The last I really paid attention to Adele, she was sick and cancelling dates on her UK tour, because some singers are too highfalutin to lip sync… I almost don’t even know how to write about someone who calls themselves a singer and sings for a living; someone who uses their voice and not their dirty pillows to get ahead. I’m lost, if I’m honest. I’m ruined writing about people like Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan. Actually, I’m lost if there are no crack jokes to be made. So I’m going to let Adele make her own (unnecessary) fat jokes and call it a day. Asked whether she would become a shill whore, Adele replied, ‘I don’t want to see me plastered everywhere… If they offered me £10million, I’d be like f*** off. Besides if I was going to be the face of anything it should be the face of full-fat coke.’
- On why Adele is great, according to Adele: ‘I enjoy being me; I always have done. I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I just don’t want that in my life.’
- On why Adele’s friends are great, according to Adele: ‘[My weight has] just never been an issue; at least, I’ve never hung out with the sort of horrible people who make it an issue. I have insecurities of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.’
Adele is totally gorgeous and her voice is f**king amazing. Thank the Gods there are still some real singers out there… well, okay two at least, Adele of course and the brilliant Joss Stone. Sadly, that’s about it.