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It’s alleged that Kris Jenner produced the tape that made Kimmode a household name. Even going so far as to allegedly demand re-shoots when the first takes weren’t pretty enough. In that same vein, Courtney Stodden’s mother produced her own kid’s sex tape is how I’m choosing to interpret this. Last week, precisely no one cared when Stodden announced her tape to E! News while reading from the Farrah Abraham Playbook. She made some convoluted claim that it was only for her enjoyment but I’m assuming she would sell it if VIVID had another million to burn. So here’s the mother who pimped her underage kid to a predator on the Internet talking about how sex tapes are like Tumblrs and every teenager has one: ‘A lot of people in their private lives have probably have done some sort of sex tape,’ says momager Krista. ‘The key is private.’ Because no one’s offered a penny so far, here’s Krista pretending this wasn’t a publicity stunt: ‘Courtney has always been honest with the public… She was asked if she would ever do a sex tape. She answered honestly saying ‘I have a private one and yes I intend to keep it that way.’’