I’m so excited that I just pooped out a whole bag of Cheetos!
Britney Spears can be seen in the trailer above, promoting her new documentary, tentatively entitled, ‘For The Record‘ (the less-sensible, alternative, working-title is ‘For The Frappé‘) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The 90-minute documentary will air on MTV 30 November, two days before the release of Spears new album, ‘Circus’.
The content, one can safely assume, will be 90-minutes of Britney gurgling her frappés and singing the ‘Womanizer’ hook, over and over again, while wiping Cheeto residue from her mouth. There could even be a wicked-awesome cliffhanger to the programme, where Brit is scratching her weave, pondering whether she prefers the wholesome cheesy goodness of Cheetos, or the naughtiness of Cheez Doodles.
Being a Doodle wh*re (one who frequently thinks wicked-dirty thoughts, about Doodle Spears), I am so flipping over-excited, that I may well not be able to sleep, at all, until this thing airs. So, be prepared for increasingly sleep-deprivation-driven, rabid-drivel, as I plan to stay awake, out of giddy-excitement until early November.
Speaking of which, has anyone else been sleeping like sh*t this week?
I think my formerly cosy bed, is causing me to have a crappy sleepy-bye-byes!
It’s like all of the Brit Brit inspired frappé-y, cheesy, hype, is giving me the nighttime heeby- jeebies and my behaviour, as a result, is becoming increasingly erratic.
Assuming that I have absorbed the spirit of Brit Brit, through my PC screen, I shall now go on midnight, panytless-drives, for hours on end and have a frappé-drip inserted into may arm, at all times.
Anyway, enough about me.
Aren’t you so excited you could just sh*t!?!
According to sources, in the doc., Spears talks about her loneliness and her regrets about her much-publicized freak-outs.
According to People, she says:
“I sit there and I’ll look back and I’m like: I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?” the pop star says in the 90-minute film, tentatively titled For the Record, produced in partnership with MTV.
“I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know,” she says.
“Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don’t open the gate up that much, you know I mean?” she adds. “You’re guarded. You have to be that way, so I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day.”
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Since I’ve started coming around here my Cheetos consumption has went up 100% maybe they should hire you for promoting their product!
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Hi,
Reeeeally?
They should totally hire a British, armchair-blogging nutcase, to promote their product
As I mentioned to another commenter, iz not my fault k… this, as you probably know, started with other bloggers and spread. Case in point http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/2007/10/starbucks-lates.html
Cheetos, Starbucks, and Red Bull. Now that I think of it, maybe it was the Red Bull that drove her to temporary insanity? OH, and she doesn’t open the gate much? There is photographic proof that she has in fact “opened the gate” TOO much all over the Internet. Poor thing. I wish her coping skills much luck.
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Hi, welcome back!
This comment made me LOL… you sir, are a star