I’m so excited that I just pooped out a whole bag of Cheetos!
Britney Spears can be seen in the trailer above, promoting her new documentary, tentatively entitled, ‘For The Record‘ (the less-sensible, alternative, working-title is ‘For The Frappé‘) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The 90-minute documentary will air on MTV 30 November, two days before the release of Spears new album, ‘Circus’.
The content, one can safely assume, will be 90-minutes of Britney gurgling her frappés and singing the ‘Womanizer’ hook, over and over again, while wiping Cheeto residue from her mouth. There could even be a wicked-awesome cliffhanger to the programme, where Brit is scratching her weave, pondering whether she prefers the wholesome cheesy goodness of Cheetos, or the naughtiness of Cheez Doodles.
Being a Doodle wh*re (one who frequently thinks wicked-dirty thoughts, about Doodle Spears), I am so flipping over-excited, that I may well not be able to sleep, at all, until this thing airs. So, be prepared for increasingly sleep-deprivation-driven, rabid-drivel, as I plan to stay awake, out of giddy-excitement until early November.
Speaking of which, has anyone else been sleeping like sh*t this week?
I think my formerly cosy bed, is causing me to have a crappy sleepy-bye-byes!
It’s like all of the Brit Brit inspired frappé-y, cheesy, hype, is giving me the nighttime heeby- jeebies and my behaviour, as a result, is becoming increasingly erratic.
Assuming that I have absorbed the spirit of Brit Brit, through my PC screen, I shall now go on midnight, panytless-drives, for hours on end and have a frappé-drip inserted into may arm, at all times.
Anyway, enough about me.
Aren’t you so excited you could just sh*t!?!
According to sources, in the doc., Spears talks about her loneliness and her regrets about her much-publicized freak-outs.
According to People, she says:
“I sit there and I’ll look back and I’m like: I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?” the pop star says in the 90-minute film, tentatively titled For the Record, produced in partnership with MTV.
“I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know,” she says.
“Sometimes I think I get kind of lonely because you don’t open the gate up that much, you know I mean?” she adds. “You’re guarded. You have to be that way, so I’m kind of stuck in this place and it’s like: How do you deal? And you just cope, and that’s what I do. I just cope with it, every day.”
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