Gwyneth Paltrow bought a stroller for The Notorious B.I.C. because now there’s a second person subscribed to the GOOP newsletter (I recommend B.I.C. start on that colon cleanse thing because she’s probably pooping the wrong way). According to Us Weekly, GOOP gave BOOP an $880 all-black Cameleon stroller by Bugaboo because the hand-me-down $30 stroller I sent her off Craigslist wasn’t fancy enough. Two photos of BOOP after being returned to factory settings.
Black all over? That’ll look nice with baby sick all over it.