You know, the whole 7-year-old-steals-a-car thing is just the type of thing to make people rethink having children of their own. A 16-year-old doing that is hardly a shocker, but a kid who’s under the age of 10? WTF???
And I used to hide in my friend Kerry’s house to escape the evil wrath of Sister Mary of the Bleeding Eyeballs during Sunday morning Catholic masses (and my mom’s).
You know, the whole 7-year-old-steals-a-car thing is just the type of thing to make people rethink having children of their own. A 16-year-old doing that is hardly a shocker, but a kid who’s under the age of 10? WTF???
It’s a wonder they even knew how to steal the car – I didn’t know how on earth to do that at that young age (drive at all, that is).
And I used to hide in my friend Kerry’s house to escape the evil wrath of Sister Mary of the Bleeding Eyeballs during Sunday morning Catholic masses (and my mom’s).
Never occurred to me to pull an O.J.
You should have taken the keys and run. You might have gotten on the news too!