I was pretty content to ignore 50 Shades of Grey until its undeserved hype was superseded by another oversold book of the same ilk. However, I can’t just ignore THIS now, can I? A local UK grocery chain has merchendised your faps within some stores because they know why you’re buying Minivan Majority porn along with your milk. And why women are buying books and multi-packs of double-d batteries (from ascribed customer IDs linked to your credit or debit cards or store cards, it’s not hard to track your purchases). Sainsbury’s supermarket has the above display in one store (and probably other stores, although my local store has the books with other bestsellers really near the entrance). So, you may need to start going stealth, off the grid, or just paying for your porn in cash.
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