Apparently, any straight men reading this while not sandwiched in between the legs of a woman are wasting oxygen. Precious, hard-to-come-by oxygen. B**tards. This is according to the musings of 50 Cent who is really still tweeting for himself after (apparently) the longest time using his account as little more than a heartless shill-machine. We’ve moved on from levels of homophobia so egregious that I couldn’t wrap my head around them well enough to blog. Now, we’re on cunnilingus. Precious, hard-to-come-by cunnilingus. GO, 50 Cent!
The world would be a better place for me if people learned how to spell and use contractions. I am shocked at how many adults (which include 50 evidently) think “yourself” is two words, I don’t mean to sound bitchy, but for God’s sake, this is a third grade word.
Proper spelling is for chumps, CHUMPS. Apparently.
This is the same guy that uses words like “hisself”.
Soooo…
Let’s send all the festering, stinking, herpetical, syphillitic, vaginosiacal, chlamydic, papillomatic, purulent, suppurating, reeking, dripping, maggoty twats on the planet over to 50 and lock him in TIGHT with all that pussy!
Done.
I’ll be 25 in April. And for the record, I love eating pussy. Not such a big fan of fellatio, which some ppl think odd. I just love womens, y’urrrrd!?
And your point is?
I’m Gay and I love sucking dick. But I don’t see the need to broadcast it online.
Oops.
I guess I just did, didn’t I?