Yes, I know that is a rather mean headline. However, let’s face it. If clothes got stolen from the closet of Aubrey O’Day, that is most likely what was taken. I’m not the one who has been dressing this girl in the cast-offs of Shaniqua from the club. She’s seemingly been getting dressed with the curtains drawn and lights off since she became a celebrity (assuming she got dressed at all, before leaving the house).
So we’re clear, there’s no hateration, holleration in this dancery. If I were a celebrity, I would be this drunken mess. O’Day is just the right mix of skank and washed-up coke wh*re. I’d totally be that way if I were a celebrity too.
Oh yeah, back to the story… O’Day just found out that $30,000 worth of goods have been stolen from her house. The cleaning people did too good of a job and cleaned out the starlet’s closet. Leaving only her edible panties and feather boas.
O’Day turned to her official Twitter to tell fans about the theft. “Just found out my cleaning company are robbers, and stole 30k worth of my clothes (i know I know, my closet is so big i didn’t realize)..” She continues “…once the police leave, i’m heading out for a drink cause i need to laugh this whole incident off!.
Hopefully, the police raid the right strip joint and get my beloved skank’s clothes back.
Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.
i’m sure by ’stolen’ she means those people in those space suites from the CDC that told her they were a ‘cleaning company’ took them out to the back yard where they built a bonfire and burnt them…….
I know right. All the little crotch rot bugs could have caused an epidemic if they had ever gotten out. At least we are all safe now.
“O’Day is just the right mix of skank and washed-up coke wh*re. I’d totally be that way if I were a celebrity too.”
And you can be that you if you weren’t. Nothing wrong with washed-up coke whores. Some of my best friends are choke whores.
And a few of them are even into the habit of washing up.
I can be that way and still have your love. Oooh, I was holding it on for fear or scaring people off!
naybe it was the other members of Danity Kane who seem to have totlly fallen off the fce of the Earth….lol
nice Mar J. blige “Family Affair” quote, there…lol
Thanks