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Jennifer Lopez Covers V Magazine As A Boxer

Feb 29th, 2012
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Wearing a sports cup in which she’s stashing her diamonds, here’s Jennifer Lopez on the misguided cover of the V Magazine Sports Issue shot by Mario Testino. She has a penis on this cover, yes? Like, there’s a strap on under there as well as the diamonds. It’s probably supposed to show a Madonna-esque masculine energy, yet Lopez relies on under-boob the rest of the shoot. The interview and photo shoot are below. I can’t even. Asked ‘LOL WUT?’ about the choice of a men’s cup rather than women’s one for the cover, to go with the slicked hair after Testino trashed her idea for big curls, she says she preferred the men’s because ‘I thought it was more graphic… It did make me feel tougher.’

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Can Steve Martin Get A Standing Ovation?

Feb 29th, 2012
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This is the one where I let Steve Martin impregnate me because the world needs funny as much as it needs people who can math (I can’t math), Idiocracy be damned. Here’s Martin, probably joking, in photos shared by Gwyneth Paltrow then he with the captions ‘Dude. Seriously. I love my life.’ and ‘I hate my life.’

Rachel Bilson Is Judging Your ‘Slutty Dress’

Feb 29th, 2012
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Rachel Bilson covers Lucky April 2012 (I feel like I saw this cover a month ago). Below is her shoot and interview, during which she bemoans the devolution of her peers’ fashion choices to where they all look like whores. Oddly, that’s a pretty close paraphrase of what she said. Seemingly living in footed pyjamas, Bilson tells Lucky that if you think you look like a slut, it’s probably because you look like a slut. You slut. ‘I guess I’m not too crazy about slutty dresses,’ Bilson said. ‘You try something on, and if you feel like a slut, you probably look like one.’

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Snooki’s Pregnancy Will Be Announced Soon

Feb 29th, 2012
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Page Six reports that Snooki is three-months pregnant and lied the last time she was asked publicly. There were reports during which time it was revealed about four dudes could be the father (must have been all dat buttsecs, derp). Star claimed the exclusive, explaining away the lack of announcement with ‘[she told] only her close friends and family.’ Asked February 2 on Good Morning America, she replied: ‘I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant. Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not.’ But P6 says she needed to lie in order to secure an exclusive deal, Kardashian-style. Claiming current boyfriend Jionni LaValle is the father, Snooki is reportedly brokering an exclusive deal coming out of the first trimester. Sources say the reality star will make the announcement on the cover of Us Weekly after shilling to a few magazines. She’s currently filming her spin-off and is reportedly struggling to spin the news since she portrays herself on Jersey Shore as Jersey’s bike who cheats on her boyfriend. ‘MTV went into crisis mode after they found out,’ said a source. ‘They’re trying to hide it because it would greatly affect the creative direction of the show.’ 30 photos of Snooki and JWoww filming in NYC Feb 28.

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Preview Of Lindsay Lohan’s Today Interview

Feb 29th, 2012
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Unable to keep a straight face when asked whether she’s clean and sober, here’s the preview video of Lindsay Lohan doing the Coke Shuffle on The Today Show in an interview with Matt Lauer. This follows the transcript of the interview and is more of the same, with the full interview airing tomorrow. As I mentioned before, she lies through the interview about becoming a tame, sober homebody who never leaves the house. She reportedly partied with her mother after her most recent court-hearing and she’s been partying and acting out for months. Lauer asks what we’re all thinking: basically, since she’s probably lying still, will she go the way of other wild celebrities? Asked specifically about Whitney Houston’s death, she replies: ‘I don’t want to go there. That’s kind of a morbid, scary thing to discuss.’ Video below along with the Saturday Night Live teaser.

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Nicole Richie Has ‘Fond Memories’ Of Her 20s

Feb 29th, 2012
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Nicole Richie’s face has been Photoshopped beyond recognition for the cover of Ocean Drive. In an interview someone should forward to Paris Hilton, here’s Richie explaining that she’s grown beyond her heroin addiction and DUI past.

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