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Can We Start the Megan Fox Blackout Early?

Jul 31st, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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As reported a few days ago, there is set to be a Megan Fox partial media blackout on certain men’s websites. However, the actress seems intent on putting off her fans much earlier than the defined date of August 4, 2009.

The 23-year-old has taken yet another pop at her fishlipped saintly creator, Angelina Jolie. Fox says that she is sick of the comparisons and that talking about sex more often than your drunkard, stripper cousin (the one that no one talks about) does not make her fishlips v2.0.

“I think its cause she has tattoos really, I think a lack of creativity on the media’s part,” Fox said. “I am a brunette with tattoos, I curse and I have made mention of sex before. I joked about it which people find outrageous so they want to constantly compare that to her. You know Shia is the new Tom Hanks, Rhianna is the new Beyonce. Everybody is the new somebody although none of us are any of those people so you just walk around with it you live with it.”

However Fox isn’t the only one quick to diss the comparison, Jolie’s own father Jon Voight agrees that the two really aren’t alike. “Megan is herself and Angelina is herself. No one is comparable; everyone in the world is unique,” Voight told Tarts at the recent “Transformers” premiere in Los Angeles. “That’s the great thing about it, but of course they’re two very beautiful women.” (via Fox News)

Shia LaBeouf Says He’s not Well-endowed

Jul 31st, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Shia LaBeouf will forever be in my heart for being the only person walking the face of this earth more capable of grossing people out than I am. It takes me a shot and about eight paragraphs to really show my true colours. All it takes The Beef is one interview and mentions of the “weird angles” he can get his privates to point in.

In a new interview with Playboy LaBeouf recalls losing his virginity.

“Getting naked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.” Things took a turn for the worse when Shia, who was pretending to be a Lothario, made the age-old mistake of trying to copy a porn he’d seen. “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie…[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.

And while that night might have been a disaster, the lady in question ended up dating Shia for a while, where she became his sex-instructor of sorts. “We had a lot of sex and would read the Kama Sutra together and do the wildest s***.” (via NY Post)

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

Samantha Burke: Jude Law Baby Mama (Photos)

Jul 31st, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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It didn’t take that long at all for the future mother of Jude Law’s fourth child to be found. Like I said, as sure as TMZ is TMZ, there was no way the woman could hide even if she wanted to. It took all of 48-hours and here she is… Samantha Burke has been identified as Jude Law’s baby mama.

His rep was rather quick to confirm to EW that the actor had another little Nanny on the way. Turns out the nanny isn’t a nanny, but a 24-year-old model/actress/Tool Time Girl type person. Sources reveal that a DNA test has already been done to save an Eddie Murphy-style retarded fight after the baby is born. Law is the father and by all reports Burke is the rather far along mother.

Burke’s attorneys sent TMZ the following statement:  “Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall.” They continue, “Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy , he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.”

Their research skills know no beginning (I jest). According to the media outlet, they have also found Burke’s online registry at Babies “R” Us. According to this,  Burke’s due date is October 6th; making her nearly 6 months along. The registry also says she’s expecting a girl she will name “Thick Dollah”.. Ha, no, Law’s future daughter’s name is Sophia.

Pictures of Samantha Burke, Jude Law’s baby mother below. Her bump can be seen via (who else) TMZ on the far right.

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Paris Hilton Used to Promote Herpes Medication

Jul 31st, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton has been photoshopped into an advert for herpes medication, without her permission or knowledge. This is a trend for certain cheap and tacky companies. Celebrities get shopped into art for all kinds of sh*tty goods. But as Hilton actually had herpes before, this has to sting.

The image is an absolute shocker and the 28-year-old is in full wonk. Either that or the actress whose head she replaced had a wonkier eye than she and they were just going for an accurate match up.

The website which features Hilton as the new face of Viruxo states , “Suffering with complications from the Herpes virus is devastating but not with VIRUXO. VIRUXO is the most effective immune support supplement WITHOUT a prescription!”

Eminem The Warning Lyrics & Audio

Jul 31st, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Eminem The Warning lyrics and audio: Mariah & Nick Cannon diss track [HQ]

Eminem’s song The Warning has acid-tongued lyrics that see the rapper dissing  Mariah Carey for her continued denials that the pair ever dated. For three solid minutes of Mariah being called a ho, psycho, a liar and tales of their alleged sexual escapades, listen and see the lyrics.

Theses NSFW lyrics to The Warning can also be found under the cut.

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Quite Possibly the Least Likely Thing Ever…

Jul 31st, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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britney-spears-lady-gaga-style-stealBritney Spears is said to now be well enough medicated that she can tell her reflection from, say, a twinsy. The singer has even managed to work out that pictures of a certain celebrity in nothing but underwear and a blonde wig is not her. This has prompted a therapeutic trip to Starbucks and her think tank to come out with accusations that Lady GaGa is stealing her style.

Pop princess Britney Spears is worried that Lady GaGa is copying her trendsetting on-stage persona. Brit has been particularly on guard since GaGa — who was once believed to be the victim of swagger-jacking at the hands of Christina Aguilera — was snapped in Toronto this month sporting ensembles that looked suspiciously “Spears-like.”

Even BritneySpears.com bosses noticed the similarities between the two pop divas — similarities that have shaken the 27-year-old who popped onto the music scene more than a decade ago. A source tells Star: “On the one hand, Britney appreciates that GaGa is so into her look because it shows she respects her, but Britney worries that GaGa is encroaching on her territory…As long as it doesn’t completely steal her thunder, she’s OK with it.” (via Pop Crunch)

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