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Posts from ‘March, 2009’

Lady GaGa To Appear On American Idol

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Lady GaGa will be a guest performer on this Wednesday’s (4/1/09) episode of American Idol. The popular singer will be on the same episode as former winner, David Cook.

As part of the results show, GaGa is planning to perform her song ‘Poker Face’. Cook will be performing his new single, ‘Come Back To Me.’ The show will be airing on Fox on 1st April at 9pm EST.

In other news, this bitch may have been drunk on stage recently. Well, to say that one can assume she was drunk may be to assume too much. Perhaps it is more apt to say that Lady GaGa was acting on stage as if she had just crawled out from under Crackie Wino’s crackhive, after a long hard night of pAArtying, and so she was a little worse for wear. 

Whatever she was on, the singer looked a little out of it, stumbling around after she had given a performance on French Canadian show Star Adademie. The YouTube popo are out in force tonight and are pulling some of the videos down (including one with subtitiles), for the time being, you can watch the mess here from about 5mins in.

Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt May Break Up

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According to reports out today the perpetual PDA being put on by couple of five weeks, Paris Hilton and  boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, may nearly be at an end.

The pair have been grossing out the media for a solid five weeks now, and Paris has spent the entire time with her tongue down her BF’s throat. All that may be about to change and the one-woman publicity machine may revert back to infecting people attention seeking all on her own.

The pair have apparently come close to breaking up, but for now the Parasite is content with her beefy mate sucking off her lip gloss for the amusement of the watching paparazzi. 

The drama started when newly contageous Reinhardt’s sister, Casey, hired a PR person by the name of Kira Costello to handle her own publicity. Costello allegedly got a little carried away and started pimping out pics of the couple along with pictures of their friends, on Facebook.

Inside sources revealed, “She [Paris] almost broke up with him [Doug] a couple of days ago because of his sister and her publicist!”

Hilton saw the unauthorized pics of herself and had the same reaction as we all do… EEK!

Well, sounds in line with the never ending adventures in Paris’ love life, but have we not all seen this woman’s vagina by now. Is she really that bothered by tame group photos???

Image credit to Hot Shots Worldwide.

Britney Spears Yells “B*tch!” While On Stage


Britney randomly shouts the word “Bitch” while dancing! She says “Bitch” on the 0:04 mark, “Woooo Bitch”

Britney Spears was performing on her ‘Circus’ tour, when she swore down her mic., assuming that the audience could not hear her/ that her mic was turned off.

At this second of the day, I am loving this bitch and so I am going to lay off the decade-old jokes about her not being able to walk and chew gum when off her meds, much less sing and dance. 

Obvious hand/ eye coordination issues aside, there is a more pressing problem with at least one member of Team Spears. The sound people on the Britney Spears ‘Circus’ tour really must hate her. Either that, or someone in the sound crew is also being heavily medicated/ sniffing glue. As if it weren’t bad enough that the bunch of crackies were too busy snorting Cheeto dust to stop Britney screaming audibly that her “P*ssy” was hanging out a few weeks ago… now they have made another boob which has embarrassed the star.

Spears kept her shaved cooter and tales of its escapades/ escape attempts to herself, but instead scream a word of profanity in the middle of a song. Check out the clip above and at 4seconds in, Spears can clearly be heard yelling the word “BITCH!” for no apparent reason.

She must have assumed that her mic. was off, but she is dancing around on stage as it happens. To whom was she referring I wonder. More importantly, why is it that the BritBrit fans who keep releasing these snippets on YouTube always have shitty cheap cameras shooting from nose bleed seats. I’d rather post amusing video shot by people no more than about 5 rows back :)

Firings Over Nadya Suleman Medical Records

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Nadya Suleman has just been a one woman baby making, PR generating machine. And if she is not hiring and then promptly firing perfectly good, free childcare, she is relieving people of their jobs by proxy.

Fifteen people with too much time on their hands, who enjoy reading what is presumably about 1,000 pages of horrifically detailed gore about chaffed nips and episiotomies, have been fired for snooping into Suleman’s medical records. (Yep, they took the time to wade through Octopussy’s records, rather than just do as the rest of us do, and spy on her whereabouts via TMZ.com and RadarOnline.com.)

The people in question were reading for their own amusement and did not sell the records to any third parties, according to a rep from the hospital in which they used to work. 

“We always provide training on the importance of patient privacy and confidentiality,” said Kaiser Permanente spokesman, Jim Anderson, addressing the situation.

“We knew from the time [Nadya Suleman] was admitted to the hospital in December, this case would attract attention. Numerous training sessions were held to remind people of the need to keep the information confidential.”

Eight other employees at the hospital in Bellflower, Calif., also were disciplined.

Image courtesy of Clint Brewer/ Splash News.

Blind Items & A Reader Submitted Special

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Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind item.

I am so excited to bring you another special reader submitted blind item, as emailed by the fabulous Team Grindhouse all star/ my favourite and most loyal of readers, Kelly of KellyMahanJaramillo.com. Unlike the usual posts, where I direct people straight to the originating site to get the answer, I already know the answer for this one, so just guess below, or contact me to find out if you guessed right.

Rules: Each post will contain Blind Items. One item is mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who the celeb is, just go to the comments section and write down the name!

Today’s special reader submitted blind item…

This item relates to a well-known and well liked A list celebrity, well the ‘popularity’ bit is subjective, but she is very A list. 

This story was based in Pittsburgh, where the star was performing on stage last week. The following exchange happened at a Tex-Mex restaurant, that my reader went to during the same period. The following exchange happened between themselves and the wait-staff.

The waitress told my reader that all day, last Thursday, the star’s manager was on the phone to the star’s people. The star wanted to have dinner at Tex-Mex once she was done performing at her show. 

The star’s team kept calling the restaurant every five minutes, saying “DO NOT serve her any alcohol, any Red Bull, and if she wants coffee, it has to be decaffienated. Also, get the food server to do their best to steer her away from anything too cheesy or fattening.”

So, this star is being over-managed, even to the point that her food is being controlled. Which A lister is under this much control?

Guess the mystery celeb in the comments…

Photos Of Nick Cannon’s ‘Mariah’ Tattoo

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  • Nick Cannon’s rumoured ‘Mariah’ tattoo confirmed, fug [Celebrity Smack]
  • Guess who needs a new pair of underwear [SOMG]
  • Bill O’Reilly boycotting Sean Penn movies [Celebrity Odor]
  • Jennifer Lopez back in America after peddling Japanese bags [Hissip]
  • Sacha Baron Cohen pretends to go ‘Showgirls’ [Agent Bedhead]
  • Live Shots: BEP bring the boom to the Ultra Music Festival [Neon Limelight]
  • Josh Hartnett has a booboo in his tummy [Bricks & Stones]
  • Katie Holmes & baby Suri play hide and seek with the paps [Farandulista]
  • Nick Kids Choice awards roundup [Ayyyy]
  • NKOTB announce Summer 2009 tour dates [Daily Stab]
  • Is Chace Crawford headed for the big screen? [Accidental Sexiness]
  • Pamela Anderson to launch her own fashion range [Holy Moly!]
  • Jennifer Aniston is the best casting choice for the ‘Baster’ [Splash News]
  • Diddy and Cassie are indeed still banging each other [Pop On The Pop]
  • The Osbournes take on the idiocy of MTV’s The Hills [Pop Bytes]
  • Someone used up all their ‘sexy’ faces [Celeb Warship]
  • On location with the Entourage cast (Pics) [I Need My Fix]
  • Kathy Griffin calls for no on Prop. 8 [Busy Bee Blogger]
  • Lady GaGa signed some lucky dude’s peen [I Don't Like You In That Way]
  • Gisele Bundchen naked for Vanity Fair [Celebrilarity]
  • Katherine Heigl’s not leaving Grey’s Anatomy [Heckler Spray]
  • FUN BONUS LINK: OMG he likes it, cat with bag video [OMG Blog]