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Paris Tricked Us Into Thinking She’s Dumb

Jan 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is claiming that she has tricked all of her admiring fans into thinking that she is an EFFING idiot [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Hilton says that she is “a really strong person who’s been through a lot”.  And, by “strong” I assume she is talking about her vage muscles being strong enough to crush any peen that should cross her path. 

According to People, Hilton says she created her ‘dumb blonde’ character, for her first reality show, ‘The Simple Life’:

“For five seasons I was stuck doing this character,” she says. “It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it’s not who I am.”

She adds, “I just say jokes but they think I’m serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it’s just entertainment.”

ED’S NOTE – I have to be honest and throw my hands up. Even though Parasite Hilton is a pair of nips on legs and the most interesting thing about her is a half-decade old sex-tape and EVEN IF she has an IQ of like 17, she is not the dumb one in this equation… I admit that I am the efftard for writing about Parasite and her decrepit Valtrex resistant vagina. I keep writing about her cos she fills up space on slow news days and she has enough panty creaming fans around to make it worth my time. I cry myself to sleep at night every time I write about this woman. I also die a little inside. But, I shall KEEP writing about her. Yes. Indeed I shall. That makes ME the idiot!!!

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Story courtesy of People.

Britney Upset With KFed’s New Girlfriend

Jan 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Britney Spears has allegedly told friends that she is upset, after seeing pictures of Kevin Federline and his new girlfriend, volleyballer Victoria Prince, playing happy families with her children [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The mini cheetos, Tater, 2 and Small Fry, 3, have been spotted out and about of late, with Federline and his new piece. According to reports Spears is upset as she fears that her’s and Federline’s children may be bonding with another woman. Now, I’m not a mother, so I don’t know how this feels. I never squeezed out two food items and then had them ‘mothered’ and mollycoddled by someone else. On the reals for a second, that must burn like fuckery!

According to OK:

Victoria, 27, has been “cuddling the kids and playing mommy with them,” a source tells OK!. “Things are very serious between Victoria and Kevin,” said the source. “At first Brit was mad, then she broke down in tears.”

“She hates the thought of this woman mothering her sons,” the source says. “She’s afraid Victoria will take her place. And it’s tearing her up inside.”

IS BRITNEY RIGHT TO BE UPSET ABOUT HER KIDS BONDING WITH VICTORIA?

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Story courtesy of OK magazine.

Jessica Simpson Weight Gain: Celeb Opinion

Jan 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson, as you will know, put on like three pounds of Holiday weight onto her formerly petite 5 foot 3 inch frame. Pictures of the singer have been splashed across the internets and everyone from yo’ momma to yo’ grandmomma have been commenting on Simpson’s shape [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Not being shy of giving opinions that, frankly, no one fucking asked for, celebs big and small have offered their two cents.

Thanks to US magazine, here is what they had to say:

Tori Spelling:
“I think she looks great. To be honest, I haven’t noticed a difference, so all of a sudden when I saw her on the cover, in my opinion, she’s [still] Jessica Simpson. You know what this means? She’s still really popular.”

Nicky Hilton:
“I think it sucks. I think the media is very cruel with that stuff.”

Rose McGowan:
“I think Jessica Simpson should tell them to ‘eff off.’ It’s sad because you see a lot of male actors who gain a lot of weight in between roles. The reality is, if I went and gained 30 pounds in between roles, I wouldn’t get roles. I think that’s sexism, and it drives me crazy!”

Lisa Rinna:
“As a woman, I think it’s a really bad message that we’re even commenting on it. I mean, let’s face it … we all gain five pounds, lose five pounds. She looks fine; she looks great. If she’s happy, who cares? I’m disgusted by it, to be honest with you. She looks healthy, she’s got curves, she’s Jessica Simpson! Give me a break!”

Paula Abdul:
“I think this is absolutely ridiculous. People are being so mean. People don’t realize that it’s damaging to one’s psyche. For women, it’s hard enough to be accepted for how you are. She’s a beautiful girl. At least she’s been in the business long enough to know that this, too, will pass.”

Vera Wang (who designed Simpson’s 2002 wedding dress):
“I think some people forget that stars are just human beings, and stuff happens. Weight is a very personal issue. I think it has to do with a lot of other conditions. And, you know, I don’t know what’s going on in her life. I certainly can’t comment, but she’s a very good girl, so I’m sorry to hear that.”

Jordana Brewster:
“I think she is beautiful. I think it’s really, really hard in Hollywood because there is an absurd standard that is really hard. It absolutely sucks. She shouldn’t be judged so harshly.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SIMPSON’S WEIGHT GAIN?

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Splash News. Special thanks to US for the story.

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Blind Items & A Pregnant Fashionista

Jan 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Howdy, welcome to today’s TGIF snarky blind items [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

RULES: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name! No prizes for a correct guess, just a handful of Pringles. 

TODAY’S BLIND ITEMS…

  1. Why is this pregnant Fashionista not revealing that she is married to her Actor boyfriend? Sources say she is keeping quiet because she is still trying to get money from her rich Ex-husband. (D2F via Blind Gossip)
  2. Which irritating US celeb is used to doormen and valets taking her drugs into clubs for her, but in London has to carry her own stash? (Popbitch)
  3. Which baseball heartthrob may be playing for the other team? He secretly slides into bed with Florida fellas. (NYDN)
  4. Which Premiership hunk has been playing away? He had a threesome with two blondes at a London hotel while his girlfriend was home alone. (The Mirror)

GUESS THE MYSTERY CELEBS IN THE COMMENTS…

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com.

Celeb Snax 30/1/09: Amy Wino’s House Robbed… & More

Jan 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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TASTY SNAX, OF CALAMARI

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Megan Fox Not Slated For ‘Tomb Raider’ Role

Jan 29th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox’s people have refuted rumours from earlier in the week that the star was going to take her Saint Angelina obsession to new levels, by taking over her role as Lara Croft in ‘Tomb Raider’.

People were crawling out of the industry woodwork and creaming their panties at the thought of Fox taking over the action-packed franchise. They were almost as excited as I was, when I first looked at the pic above. Man, I just wanna slather Fox in Utterly Butterly and lick her all over*.

But Fox’s representative is adamant the actress won’t be stepping into Jolie’s saintly black ballet pumps. A spokesperson for the star says, “Megan is not involved in this movie.”

*IS THAT WEIRD?

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Tonya Wise/London Ent/Splash.

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