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Bam! Lindsay Lohan Edition

Dec 31st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Lindsay Lohan can be seen in the image above, chilling on Miami beach. The 22-year-old actress looked super toned, but still healthy, as she wore a black bikini with a gold chain halter-neck detail [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Silly me, thinking that HoHan’s years of not working out and partying like it was 1999, was a disaster waiting to happen. By all accounts, Ho should be the same size as MooMoo Carey. Do these biotches share the same lipo doctor or something; if so, can someone please slip me his number? I ate too many Christmas puddings over the holiday’s and I need someone to vacuum the fat out from under my chins.

Be honest – WOULD YOU HIT IT?

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[IMAGE CREDIT: Chapple/SDFL/Splash News]

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Dane Cook’s Brother Is Greedy

Dec 31st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Dane Cook’s brother/business manager was arrested yesterday, for stealing millions of dollars from the comedian [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to reports from TMZ:

Darryl McCauleym – who was in charge of Cook’s financial affairs since the 90s – was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery. Authorities say in one case, Dane’s bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account. McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court.

Could McCauleym not just steal cutlery or toilet roll from his family’s house, like a normal person? It was fairly obvious that he was not going to be able to sneak $3 million out from under Cook’s nose. That’s like trying to sneak peen out from under the nose of Parasite Hilton… it’s just not gonna fly, Mister!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Russ Einhorn / Splash News]

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My New Year’s Resolutions for 2009

Dec 31st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hi y’all thought this was a good time to wrap up and reflect on the year gone by. Also, I wanted to share my 2009 New Year’s resolutions and reveal that I have in fact learnt nothing, as I have the intellect and brain power of a boiled potato [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

My resolutions for myself:

  1. To be FIERCE, even in the face of adversity.
  2. To spend more time on the simple things in life.
  3. To go back on my meds (maybe).

My resolutions for my website:

  1. To put my urge to make LOLs, before my urge to do anything that resembles news reporting.
  2. To be a bigger biotch as that’s why you all luvs me.
  3. To make this a stellar website for y’all and improve current features/ add new regular features

WHAT ARE YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS?

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Why Does This Child Never Sleep?

Dec 31st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Am I the only one who has noticed the flood of night time paparazzi pictures, starring of our beloved little Alien Princess, Suri Cruise, that have surfaced of late – why does this poor child never sleep [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Last time I checked, homegirl was two-years-old; which is apparently not even old enough for her to be trusted to walk on her own and so she is always carried around, like a sack of potatoes. Why then is this toddler NEVER in bed before dark?

When I don’t nap, like 10 times and get at LEAST 10-hours of sleep, I’m such a diva the next day; slurring my words and falling over like I just drank a bowl of tequila. How then is it that a baby who still does adorable things like pick her nose in public, is being dragged around hither and thither by her crazay arse parentals. 

I can be silent no longer.

I’m formally putting Katie-bot and Tommy on notice. Listen up… I know that you have a whack theatrical production and film to pimp out, but please leave your darling girl at home with a responsible adult, when your promotional activities require you to go out late at night. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, STOP making Suri stay up so late for no good reason. She needs her sleepy bye-byes, yo. If you do not comply, I’ll Skype Xenu and rat you biatches out!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News]

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Matt Dillon Rings In 2009 With Style

Dec 31st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Actor, Matt Dillon, has been arrested for speeding. The 44-year-old was pulled over in Newbury, Vt., on Tuesday, after state troopers clocked him driving 106 mph in a 65 mph zone [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to People:

Dillon, who was driving a rented 2009 Chevy Impala, was taken to a station in nearby Bradford, where he was photographed, fingerprinted and given a citation. The process typically takes 15 to 20 minutes, according to Vermont State Police Public Information Officer Sgt. Tara Thomas. “I have every reason to believe he was cooperative,” she says.

Dillon is due to appear at Orange County Court on Jan. 21. His rep declined to comment.

Must say, Dillon is only just about hawt enough to not get labelled a King Douche for this arrest; where he would have ended up in the Douche Hall of Fame, alongside Spencer Pratt and ASShat Timberfake. Dillon’s still got the ‘He’s HELLA old, but I’d still hit it’ factor, so all he’ll be getting from me is a smack on the back of the hand and a rather stern telling off. I think that’ll learn him!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Vermont State Police / Splash]

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Celeb Snax 31/12/08: End Of Year Feast Y’All

Dec 31st, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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OMMFG it’s the end of 2008. Thought I’d treat you guys to a longer snax feature today. Check out the below, for some super-duper filling, end of year celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

TASTY SNAX, SERVED WITH A SIDE OF FRIES

  • Well, smack my bottom and call me a cheeto eater… according to MadTV’s Brit Brit, ’I'm More Wizer’ y’all [Danity Donnaly]
  • Britney’s cooch is on love lockdown – also the Indian BF rumours are BS [Pop on the Pop]
  • Daniel Craig Vs. Armani… who wins? [Ayyyy]
  • MooMoo Carey takes on Einstein, loses [Agent Bedhead]
  • Adrien Grenier poses with the dolphins [Splash News Online]
  • Brit Brit’s 2009 resolutions… I’m thinking cheese might be involved [Holy Moly!]
  • JHo and her FUGsband head off to Puerto Rico [Busy Bee Blogger]
  • Lady Gaga’s Poker Face [Pop Bytes]
  • Katie & Dita are chin twinsies [IDWYL]
  • Madonna has highest grossing 2008 US tour [Daily Stab]
  • Johnny Depp before he was famous [SOMG]
  • Sarah Palin is a grandma And Woody Harrelson tied the knot [Hilary Shepherd]

PUDDING SNAX, DRIZZLED IN HONEY

  • Solange gets her wet tee shirt on, suns her booty [Scandalist]
  • Beyonce’s boooty is on hols too [Celebslam]
  • Katherine Heigl celebrates her anniversary, inexplicably still married [WIMB]
  • Billie Piper gets her feed on [The Blemish]
  • Charles Barkley arrested for DUI… Douchery While Intoxicated? [Yeeeah!]
  • Jennifer Garner is STILL preggers [ICYDK]
  • David Beckham has a new tattoo [Socialite Life]
  • Justin Gaston’s butt & Kate Moss for Roberto Cavalli [Pink is the New Blog]
  • Nicole Richie prepares for second baby [CeleBitchy]
  • Jeremy Piven is greasy and suave in equal measure [IDLYITW]
  • HoHan flashes her feetsies at LAX, while accompanied by SamRo [Bricks & Stones]

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