Parasite Hilton and her gigantic feetsies are not as good at making movies as once thought [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
It would be a perfectly sensible assumption that any ‘film’ starring Hilton would be a must-see filled with valtrex overdoses and wonky eyes.
However, Hilton made a fatal error in keeping her vagina covered for the entire length of her new film, Repo! The Generic FAIL Opera - and as a result, the film has been slammed harder than [insert dirty joke here]…
Los Angeles Times critic Mark Olsen wrote:
“The film is bad - not good-bad, tacky-bad or fun-bad, just plain awful and nearly unwatchable. It seems the production has had to cut around the ubiquitous Paris Hilton, as she is never glimpsed in anything but brief, fleeting shots and her hoarse bark of a singing voice is used as little as possible.”
The San Jose Mercury suggests the film is:
“as bad as it gets”, adding it’s “easily one of the worst movies of the year, if not all time.“
Have you seen this vagina-free FAIL movie. If so, THOUGHTS PLEHZ.
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