Kanye West’s assault charges have become as mundane and predictable as Crackie McBeehive’s outings - wandering the streets of London in her string-vest/ blood stained ballet pumps combo [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
‘Ye, was arrested after allegedly having challenged a pap to Rock Out With His Cock Out… OK, I made that last bit up… but this story is so GD similar to West’s last arrest, that I wanted to spice things up a bit!
According to TMZ, the rapper will get away with the alleged assault, in a perfect example of the ass-f*ckery that is celebrity justice:
West was arrested at a hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning after allegedly getting into a tussle with a photog on his way out of the Tup Tup nightclub in Newcastle.
After a short investigation, West was released from police custody without charges.
TMZ just spoke with the photog — who claims Kanye did, in fact, smash his face in around 2AM London time.
According to the snapper, it all went down when Kanye was leaving the club with 4 girls, upset that he was being captured on film. After getting angry, Kanye allegedly got violent — shoving the camera into the snappers face, causing a cut on his nose.
And again, an arrest and no asshat, pompous, ANGRY CAPS BLOG to follow?
West, you really are getting soft in your old age!
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