Of course Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband, Pete, have given their son a retarded arse name; Bronx Mowgli Wentz [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Both parents were inhaling a LOT of gas and air, at the time of the naming, so don’t be to harsh on them.
According to People:
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed a son Thursday night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.
“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.
ASSlee picked the name in the same way that I pick names for my goldfish - You make yourself a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti and pluck out, say, 10 letters at random. Whatever name comes out is the one you are stuck with. Even if it is something like Princess Consuela Banana Hammock, it’s tough shit!
I bet Gwen Stefani was shitting blood when she heard about this. She did the alphabetti spaghetti naming technique and came up with Zuma Nesta Rock; probably the most bitchin’ celeb baby name around. And then these ho’s take some crack, pop out a baby and give their child an even MORE awesome name. WTF?!?
I ask in good humour, but which celeb baby name do you like better - ZUMA NESTA or BRONX MOWGLI?
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Well, as a native of The Bronx, NYC originally, I’m a bit amused. But, hey, like someone pointed out to me, people have named their kids “Brooklyn”.
So, Amy, the fruit of your loins should be christened “Staten Island” just to show these bitches a thing or two.
ha ha ha ha…
Hi Rain - I think I will either call it that or Thames River Ferry or something
i gotta admit way back in the day joking with my cousin about my first kids name i told her it would be Tomagatchi Nynex. which would of course be the old keychain video game animal and the name of an old phone company. so i do fear, that perhaps me from the past came to the future and gave all these “celebs” the idea.
though does it scare anyone that the only reason we’ll remember who most of them are is because of the horrendous names they gave their children?
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Chris - they seem to want their kids to be bullied. Maybe its a celeb thing we aren’t supposed to ‘get’?
I bet they’ve never even been to the Bronx.
Zuma wins.
Personally my favorite celeb kid is Violet (Garner/Affleck) - it’s a nice, simple, sweet name! I bet Kate Hudson is glad she was born before celeb moms wanted to name their kids these weird-ass things.
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I agree that secret option number 3, Violet, is the winner and the only celeb-baby that stands any chance of not going into rehab!
They had better hope that no one at school (or ever!) knows Ogden Nash’s little poem:
The Bronx?
No thonx!
Try living that down! That poor kid.
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This poor baby has no hope, especially with Mowgli as a middle name LOLs!
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