Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is attempting to pip Gwen Stefani in the world record for the world’s longest pregnancy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
ASSlee got knocked up around the same time as my baby toofs fell out, which is, um… around three years ago. Her womb must be as hospitable as my blog-hovel (the hovel that I blog in). Seems the little blighter has made themselves a little too cosy and now has pitched a tent, warmed some cocoa and is refusing to shift!
CHESTYca Simpson opened her giant mouf (filled with her giant toofs) and gave away the following, according to People:
“They’re going to have to [induce]. It’s already developing really quick,” Jessica said Monday at a taping of the The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
Ashlee – described by husband Pete Wentz more than two weeks ago as due at any moment – has already tried other ways to begin labor.
“Different foot massages and stuff,” Jessica told DeGeneres in the show airing Wednesday. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”
Jumping around to get the baby to come out? Silly girl! Her GED is failing her badly. I know that ish is hard work, but a bit more effort and Chesty could have at least have come out of college being able to spell her own name. What kind of biology lessons did she have at school that taught ‘jumping’ as a good way to remove a dislodged baby? I do that sometimes when I have trouble pooping… works a treat. Poop yes, babies no!
Shall we start a poll? Of all the illegality and wobbly morality on this blog, we always steered clear of gambling… until now.
ANY GUESSES WHAT THE BABY WILL WEIGH WHEN BORN?
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It’s the family nose. It’s blocking his way.
Poor kid must have a schnoz to break all records.
@ Rain - Brilliant. Wish I’d thought of that!
I think she’ll give birth to a 4 year-old Cambodian orphan. You know, since she is a habitual copy-catter and always behind on the trends.
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red head and preggers? of all weeks for my phone to die and take away net access at work. i’d of been such a happy lil boy.
now if only we could talk you ladies out of the silly huge sunglasses. aren’t “fashion trends” supposed to die out after a year or so?
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@ Beej - Hi, she can be a second rate Angelina!
@ Chris - You poor thing, all this time with no celeb LOLs? *sobs*