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What Kind Of G.D. Name Is ‘Sasha Fierce’ Anyways?

Excuse me… Beyonce… the Secret Association of Divas with Jacked-Up Drag-Queen Names called… they think your stage name is whack [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Beyonce Knowles has actually bothered to take time out of her day that would otherwise be spent overly-colouring-in her eyebrows, to issue a press-release about the alter-ego who influenced her new album, ‘I am… Sasha Fierce‘.

“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work,” she tells Reuters. “When I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created kind of protects me and who I really am.”

She adds, “Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”

Fwat da cuck?

What the heck kind of G.D. jacked-up, ghetto, stripper name is ‘Sasha Fierce‘ anyway?

The singer says that she uses the character of Sasha as an excuse to get nasty on stage and do things in character “when performing [she] would never do normally”.

Listen missy, some of us, who are inclined to be a little wayward and dare I say, loose on occasion, at least have the b*lls to admit we are hoes. When stumbling out of a nightclub, knickers around my ankles, being carried to the Cheetomobile by Brit Brit Spears, I don’t yell, ‘It wasn’t me, Shaneequa Deluxe did it!’.

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2 Comments

  1. Eric says:

    Sounds more like a drag performer name to me. Personally I think this might be the birth of psycho crazy hiding behind a name is ok to release the pent up nasty sluttiness that I have been hiding all this time to sell good girl records Beyonce. Reminds me of Christina “OrangeGlo” Aguilera.

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    1. Hit the nail on the head my friend.

      There is some definate nuttiness going on, that is being covered up with a bad drag name.

      Oh yeah…

      “Christina “OrangeGlo” Aguilera”

      Bwahahah…

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