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Scientology TV: Katie Holmes In Eli Stone

Does having the queen of an alien hive in your television production, automatically make it a Scientology tv-show? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

If so, queen, Katie Holmes, Supreme Robot Ruler of all the Thetans, starring in ‘Eli Stone‘, is Scientology TV at its finest.

You should totally watch the clip above, in all its horrifying HQ glory.

In the clip, Holmes and her bouffant, granny-weave, attempt to sing and… um, I think… be sexy (???)

Watching this clip, one can only presume that Holmes attended a Scientology course, which gave her the superpower to channel Catherine-Zeta-Jones, à la Chicago!

DOES ANYONE HERE FIND HOLMES SEDUCTION‘ OF STAR, JONNY-LEE MILLER, REMOTELY SEXY O_o?

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