Lauren Conrad, or L.C. from MTV’s The Hills, as she is better known, made an appearance on David Letterman, click to watch the clip below [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
This may be news to some people reading this but the bulk of my time at home, on my PC, is spent on the Scientology.org website and not blogging. On the aforementioned site, I have learnt the secrets of eternal youth and also how to control my surroundings, using only my farts. Using this technique and the method of wrapping my PC in tin-foil as I mentioned earlier, I have mastered the art of controlling the comings-and-goings of Hollywood strumpets and other such public figures.
Have decided, as one would, to use these powers for evil.
Observe plehz.
My first task was to publicly humiliate at least one member of the chewing-gum for the eyes faux-show, The Hills.
In order to achieve this, I opened a packet of my beloved strawberry-covered cheetos using only my mind, consumed the whole packet at one time (as one should) and proceeded to let my spiritual toots do the rest.
The results, as you can see from the video below, are an excellent start to my campaign of mayhem and manipulation. Conrad (under my infulence) appeared on Letterman and within about one minute he ripped her a new A-hole, using only his cunning and dry-wit.
SUCCESS!
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