According to reports, Reese’s Pieces Witherspoon and Jakey Poo Gyllenhaal (otherwise known as Gyllenspoon), may be on the verge of a break-up [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The be-chinned pair and their cut-and-paste nuclear family have been together for some time now and seemed to be making things work.
Jakey Poo had been whipped into shape by Reese’s Pieces before he was even allowed to move in - making him do 20 sit-ups before he was allowed to come to bed and also making him wash his hands 10 times before he ate his dinnah etc. etc. - so bad behaviour can’t be the reason for the rift.
Poo has been away from home, looking ripped, on the set of his new movie, the adaptation of the ‘Prince of Persia’ video game.
According to sources, Pieces is having separation anxiety.
After all, it must be a hard slog keeping her little Jakey Poo under the thumb, when he is filming in another country!
Poo, I have it on good authority, has been a good boy - even while being so far away from his partner Pieces.
The prettier half of Gyllenspoon had been lured into the safety of my basement with promises of an unlimited supply of Jelly Babies. Now, Poo is safely locked down there with the other love of my life, Josh Hartnett, where no scandal can hurt him. Therefore, I put to you, that there is no scandal to be had!
While I go down to my basement to make sure my boys are fed and watered, check out the quote from Star:
This is his first epic, and his mind is on his work,” a pal of Reese’s tells Star. “They talk on the phone and e-mail, but he’s not ‘there.’ Reese is wondering if this is how it’s going to be between them every time he’s out of the country filming.” The relationship hit such a rough patch that Reese, 32, flew to London for a quick rendezvous with Jake, 27, at The Dorchester hotel in mid-September. “They really needed to reconnect and remember why they were in a relationship in the first place,” says another source.”
If this is true, which I doubt, this may mean that I am free to marry Poo and have lots of his beautiful, pouty, wide-eyed children *crosses fingahs*
More news on this, as it breaks…
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