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Posts from ‘October, 2008’

Lauren Conrad Likes Her Pimpmobiles As Fake As Her Orgasms

… or at least that is what I had heard [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Lauren Conrad, or L.C. from MTV’s The Hills, as she is better known, is too much of a poorper to afford the BITCHIN’ set of wheels she has been tooling around L.A. in.

According to Janet Charlton:

Lauren Conrad has been showing off around town in her $115,000 Audi R8 and she doesn’t mind being photographed in it. The reason is, the car isn’t really HERS. She didn’t buy it. Audi gave her the car to drive for three months free to drum up excitement and publicity for the vehicle.

Say whaaah…

You mean to tell me that Audi will just GIVE you a car on loan for free munfs and you don’t even have to bother blowing* their Marketing Exec. first? WTF? *yells* DAMN YOU Bob from Marketing… oh well, I’ll have to deal with him later.

The Credit Crunch Ninja is hittin’ up the the West Coast all the biatches on it.

Being poor makes you feel sh*tter than a Hills cast-member’s fame-wh*re-sibling. You know, the ones who miss the point of being on TV for umpteen seasons and think that one uninspired cameo is enough to give them free access to the Red Carpet (mmmm…. LiLo).

What the eff!

[IMAGE CREDIT: MAP / Splash News (above) & Clint Brewer / Splash News (below)]

*BLOW ON HIS TUMMY, HE LIKES IT =)

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The Grudge 3: Trailer & Spoilers

I wish that I could say I am excited about the new trailer for The Grudge 3. However, I think you and I both know that this film is gonna suck harder than Brit Brit, on her frappe drip, when her caffeine levels start to get low [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This is the third installment in The Grudge franchise… CLICK FOR THE NEW TRAILER AND SPOILERS!

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Ho, Ho, Ho! Oh No, Wait, That’s Not Right…

Tis the season to be ho-y!

HAPPY HO-lloween! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

Power to the p*ssy or should that be p*ssy power… ’tis the season to be walking around with your coochy and your carefully positioned side-boob hanging out of your outfit right… right?!?

After all, what is HO-lloween without celebrities dressing like this is their one and only shot to let people know that they really do have a vagina. You know, The 24-Hour Vagina Amnesty, where celebs and wannabes alike can ‘accidentally’ flash while wearing a skimpy outfit and yet have no aspersions cast on their character.

Kim Kardashian, my I.B.T., dressed up as Wonder Woman and Jennifer Ho-pez’s tranny bastard-child, while playing host at last night’s PAMA’s Halloween masquerade.

Some other hos were there too (her memaw and Cheryl Burke) with their tittays hanging out, but we only have eyes for Kimmy on this site, don’t we?!

It’s Spanx and sheer leggings a-go-go in HO-llywood.

Tonight is the night ladies *cackle… cackle… cackle*

[IMAGE CREDIT: Pacific Coast News]

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Celeb Snax 31/10/08: Happy Halloween Biatches!

Check out the below, for some mighty filling celeb snax [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • 10 Halloween movies that’ll make you crap your pants [Agent Bedhead]
  • Mimi has an excuse to dress like a 12-year-old, today and today only! [DListed]
  • Lazy biatches and their Halloween costumes - Lance Bass & more… [Websters Is My Bitch]
  • Over the Hill is over and out  – King of the Hill cancelled [SOMG]
  • Ashley Olsen rocks this season’s killer heels [I Don't Want Your Life]
  • Mini Chinny McGee is on the way – Ashlee Simpson-Wentz will give birth soon! [ICYDK]
  • Michael Phelps on The View [Daily Stab]
  • Kate Moss is a natural beauty [Faded Youth Blog]
  • Travis Barker’s ex, Shanna, speaks to Extra [Pop on the Pop]

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Friday Roundup 31/10/08: Little Jenny Is Still Alive… & More

Check out the Friday Roundup links below, for some great posts from Amy Grindhouse that you may have missed this week [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

  • Little Jenny Is Back At Work [here]
  • Paris Hilton Is Still Only Mildly Amusing [here]
  • Lauren Conrad… An Idiot? Get The Eff Out! [here]
  • Christina Aguilera ‘Keeps Gettin’ Better’: Video [here]
  • Beyonce Jacked ‘Single Ladies’ Choreography [here]
  • Beyonce ‘Single Ladies’ Male Dancer Shocker [here]
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Hilary Duff Asks That You ‘Reach Out’ & Touch Her… But I Really Don’t Think That’s Wise

Don’t you dare ‘Reach Out’ and touch that bastardo Hilary Duff or her bastardized version of ‘Personal Jesus (Reach Out)’, by Depeche Mode [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Despite her demanding so, I would strongly advise that you do not reach out and touch Hilary Duff, or you might catch her sister’s horse fleas or her family’s genetically mutated giant toofs syndrome.

Besides, why the eff would you want to reach out and touch Duff, isn’t she still like 12?

She is thinner and tanner, but I swear this b*tch doesn’t age. I have Chris Hansen and the T.C.A.P. team on speed dial, and we are gonna storm your house and getch-yo’ mug on video for the world to see, if you try any funny business.

I mean it… don’t do it… I’m warning you*!

*LOLs!

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