Timberlake - Biel Wedding Postponed

Justin Timberlake has always been a bit of a spineless puss’, in my opinion [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I have been proved right, yet again, by this latest breaking news story.

Timberlake - who is is such a mummy’s boy that mumager, Lynn, still does his laundry and has to approve all his girlfriends - is taking her advice once again and is postponing wedding plans, with long-term mate Jessica Biel. All because mum says it is not in their stars *Holy run-on sentences Batman*!

According to The National Enquirer, print edition, September 22, 2008 via Celebitchy:

The… singer has indefinitely postponed marrying [Jessica] after his meddling mom Lynn consulted a psychic - who said Justin and Jessica should NOT get married, say pals….

“When Lynn told Justin that her psychic warned against the marriage, Justin immediately put wedding preparations on hold.

“Some people believe that he’s afraid to get married and this was just the excuse he was looking for.

“Naturally, Jessica is furious!”

Justin… has been promising… Jessica for months that they’d start making wedding plans, says the friend.

I don’t actually think anything bad about his mother, in fact if you knew anything much about her, you too would think she was all kinds of awesome!

I do think her son is a puss’ and a pushover, who really wants his apron strings cutting.

I think Jessica Biel is patient as a mudda funker - I know I wouldn’t put up with all that mess…

Lastly, I think the astrologer is a total biatch! Get your own husband and stop throwing a spanner in the works - Biel is clearly deperate to marry Timbo, let ‘er at ‘im!