That’s Mrs ‘Ample Boobies’ Johansson if-you-please [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Scarlett Johansson and her breath-taking cleavage wed Ryan Reynolds yesterday, for reasons that I will be probing her about, over a nice glass of scotch, a bit later.
According to US Weekly:
The small wedding took place at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver. Guests included Scarlett’s mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson.
There is no way that this marriage will stay together…
Don’t get me wrong, I am all for pretty people pairing up and multiplying (just look at the Jolie-Pitts, pretty spawn make the world go around!)
But, lets be real. Johansson is 23 and Reynolds is 31. These people are around my age. This means that their collective level of maturity is probably about as low as mine. I am only now at the point in my life, where I can say the word ‘poop’ and not chuckle *chuckles*.
Also, the pair have been romantically linked for about one year. I have tins of food milling about in the back of my kitchen cupboards that have been together longer than one year. One year is quite a push. Barely long enough, to get to know each other, each other’s families and each others favourite swears. Tell me, if you don’t know whether your partner’s favourite swear is ‘boobies’ or ‘bum’, what chance do you have at making a marriage work?
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