Crabs?

Crabs?

I would love for the ever-so imaginative readers of this site to CAPTION THE IMAGE ABOVE of Ali Lohan [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I was only looking to shove a pretty picture into this post and found this little beauty!

I hoped to distract people from today’s story that Johnny Wright - who has managed bands including the Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block and singers Britney Spears and Janet Jackson - is keen to help Lindsay Lohan’s 14-year-old baybeh sister get her sh*t hole of a singing career out of the gutter.

Ali is currently working on her second album ‘Interpersonal’, and released her first single from the record ‘All the Way Around’ in July.

My first and only thought, when looking at this image, was that Ali and Lindsay were more alike than I first thought.

Either that or Dina Lohan FAILed in her quest to produce two red-carpet ready daughters, by not telling Ali not to do anything untoward that would draw attention to her crotch (and, therefore, comparisons to her sister).

Does Ali have a nasty case of crabs or something? Thrush maybe? Someone get her a nice cheapo pot of natural yogurt, I hear that sorts that right out.

Oh, yeah, back to the news story…

A source said:

“Johnny Wright, who manages the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, has offered to help out Ali and guide her career, but we’ll see if Ali’s mom Dina will be into it. She wants full control and the full manager’s fee for herself.”

The Lohan Spokes-biatch couldn’t be bothered to roll out of bed and check her Crackberry ™ when I blew it the f*ck up looking for verification. She hit me up on IM (or not, whatevs) only saying: