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Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick & Penn Badgley: Details Magazine November 2008 Cover Stars

Sep 30th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Right to left; Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick

The three lead males, of the CW’s Gossip Girl, Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley, can be seen above, as Details Magazine November 2008 cover stars [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I think this cover is rather yummy delicious, although I am rather thrown by The Brylcreem Triplets varying levels of hotness.

Chace Crawford makes PNasty proud, as he pulls a Blue Steel level of EPIC Gayface that could blind you, if you look right at it.

Don’t get me wrong… I’d totally still hit it. I’d blow-dry his hair and flat iron it all nice first. But, yep. Totally would!

After staring at this image so intently that I am now pretty sure that I have gone cross-eyed, I notice that both Badgley and Crawford look like they may have just stepped out of a nice warm shower. My celeblogger powers of deduction lead me to believe that the hotties may have even showered together. All wet and soapy like… But you know, like, dude, they totally scrubbed up with their clothes still on, cos otherwise that would be totally wierd!

Westwick and his permanantly flared nostrils are the only ones who are dry on the cover. They forwent the shower and instead packed up their Brylcreem, Hawaiian Tropic and bumper pack of condoms and came to chill at my place. We totally didn’t do it though. His heart belongs to Crawford. We just ended up chilling on the sofa, watching TV and eating Cheez Doodles.

As well as showering and pulling Gayface, the trio also did an interview or some sh*t *shrugs*, I guess.

Making the grand assumption that rather than thinking dirty thoughts about the pretty front cover, at least one of you will want to *speaks slowly* reeeeead… the interview can be found after the jump now!

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Emo Twinsy Hilton Debuts New Single ‘My BFF’

Sep 30th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Parasite Hilton and her magical vagina are poised to take the musical world by storm again, with the musical abortion that is the song, “My BFF” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Both emo-twinsy Hilton and her vagina were in good spirits as they debuted their new single, “My BFF,” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today.

When discussing the song, Hilton said:

“This is a new song from my new record,” the 27-year-old hotel heiress shared. “I just wrote this song about best friends. Anyone can relate to it. Everyone will think of their best friend. It’s the theme song for my new show.”

As for the rest of her album, the star’s vagina revealed:

“I was really inspired by Kylie Minogue. I love her. I just love that European dance vibe. I wrote every song on the record. There’s a lot of tongue-in-cheek songs like ‘Plantinum Blond’ and ‘Paris for President’. And there’s more personal songs like ‘Jailhouse Baby’.”

Hilton’s show My New BFF, premieres TONIGHT @ 10PM ET/PT.

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Are You Dissin’ My Beloved Cheeto?

Sep 30th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Seems not everyone is stoked about the return of the Cheeto (or as I may start calling her now, Cheez Doodles) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I admit this is where my site and my inexplicable love of all things made of cheese, comes in handy.

The hype behind Britney Spears’ release of ‘Womanizer’ has me so excited that I could poop Cheetos*, and the pending release of her new album ‘Circus’ has me so excited I could just… ooooh, trust me you don’t wanna know!

Presuming that I manage not to poop any cheesy snacks from all the excitement, I will probably be posting any leaks from the album and/ or reviewing her new material, as it comes out.

Seems, however, that some people are intent on containing their bowel-movements and are determined to be a buzz kill.

Fans everywhere popped open a bag of Cheetos and downed frappés in celebration on Friday, as they finally heard the HQ, non sh*tty, grainy cut of ‘Womanizer’, from Britney Spears’ long-delayed album, ‘Circus’.

Jive Records postponed the release of “Womanizer” several times to “work on the mix”. However some critics claimed the label should have scrapped the song all together.

The old biatches at New York Daily News, complained that ‘Womanizer’ featured “the most repetitive chorus heard in a pop song since the 1970 novelty hit ‘Gimmie Dat Ding,’ And that was designed to be annoying.”

According to their own site:

In each and every chorus of “Womanizer,” Spears delivers the title word no fewer than nine times in a row, in a nagging tone meant to mimic the most irritating of schoolyard taunts.

It’s unclear whom the song means to address, though one can’t help but wonder if it’s a slap against the famously wandering eye of ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Spears’ tone of petulance proves as strained and strident as the song’s synthed-up dance beat. A source at her record company say the reason for the song’s delay was so the star could buff up her vocals.

“Womanizer” represents a risk for Spears, since it comes from a relatively untested writing and production team from Atlanta known as The Outsyders.

*yells, à la Citizen Kane*… ‘Cheeeez Doooooodles!’

*skulks off and takes her meds*…

[IMAGE CREDIT: Doug Meszler / Splash News (above) & Ahmad Elatab / Splash News (below)]

*WHY YES, I AM STILL SHARING TOO MUCH THANKS FOR ASKING! ;) AmyGrindhouse.com written by Amy Grindhouse © All rights reserved. When quoting, use excerpts with attribution only.

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Kim Kardashian: Interview Snippets From The Daily 10

Sep 30th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The Daily 10 interviewed my identical-bottom twin, Kim Kardashian about Dancing with the Stars, kissing Cloris Leachman and her ongoing threat to wed partner, NFL player Reggie Bush [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Regarding her public image, Kardashian says:

“I think generally I’m just a little bit more shy than people think. It’s really funny cause there’s this whole life and this world that people have just made up this life for me, that I’m this big partier. But I don’t drink alcohol.”

Fellow “Dancing with the Stars” contestant Cloris Leachman keeps Kardashian laughing with her antics:

“She’s hilarious. I think Cloris has picked a few people that she’s fallen in love with on the show and she gives them little kisses. I was getting my makeup done and my eyes were closed when I feel this one kissing me on the lips and I was like what’s going on? And it was Cloris.”

When asked if boyfriend and NFL player Reggie Bush has given Kardashian advice for competing, she says:

“The judges said we’re lacking a little bit of chemistry so Reggie said ‘If I’m standing in the way of any of that just you know, don’t be nervous about me. Just do whatever you have to do to win this.’”

Regarding any future wedding plans, Kardashian doesn’t give much away:

“I think that right now we’re just focusing on Reggie’s football season. Um, that’s not over until January, hopefully.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Zodiac / Splash News (above) & Pacific Coast News (below)]

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L’Eau De Parasite

Sep 30th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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FINISH THIS SENTANCE, ”I think Parasite Hilton’s fifth fragrance, ‘Fairy Dust’, smells like _______________________ ” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Those of you who want to smell like skank sweat and ground-up Valtrex, ‘Fairy Dust’ hits stores in mid-October 2008.

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Adnan Still Thinks You Care About The Britney Sex-Tape

Sep 29th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Will someone please tell Adnan Ghalib that I and others with my level of journalistic integrity *chuckles* refuse to take him seriously until he sorts out his bloody facial hair! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

Ghalib and his chin pubes are on the hunt for press (yes, I get the irony of me saying that). Chin Pubes McGee and his team of media whores, are bumping their gums and boring people about the old news, that is the Britney/ Adnan sex-tape.

According to The Sun:

He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Ugh, who wants to see their sex tape anyway (iz retorikal kwestion k)?

Do you really wanna see Brit-Brit’s stale, greasy weave and Adnan’s chin pubes, bumping uglies, rolling and around ‘Christening’ all of the rooms in Casa De Cheeto?

Do you really need to know that 3 minutes in Adnan calls out my name, instead of Brit-Brit’s safety word, ‘Cheeto!’?

No!

So, there you have it.

Adnan, take your tape and shove it somewhere unsanitary.

No one here wants to see ‘One Night Cheeto’!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Pacific Coast News]

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