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Don’t quote me on this, but Matthew McConaughey’s mother Mary Kathleen a.k.a. “Kay” may just be the world’s oldest ‘Hot Biotch’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
This aged foxy momma revealed a shocking secret in her new biography ‘I Amaze Myself!’, that was both sexi and gross, in equal measure.
Momma McConaughey claims that ageing Poppa McConaughey, Jim, died while they were having sex.
“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.
“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing,” she says. “But it was just the best way to go!”
And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.
“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.
Crimeny! OMFG! WTF! [insert comedy expletive here]. Does that explain a LOT about Matthew and his hippy personality, or what?
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on Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Dang, is that rigor mortis or was he just pleased to be with her?
Oh, that was bad!
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Amy Grindhouse Reply:
August 28th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Haha… long time no see
I like bad jokes, bring it on!
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on Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:58 am
I guess it is a good way to go, but being carried out in the buff might be a bit much.
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Amy Grindhouse Reply:
August 28th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Why not? What a saucy thought… At least you’ll be remembered!
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on Sep 7th, 2008 at 2:29 am
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