The Internet snorted milk out its nose at the news that the album being promoted as part of the mobile pity party belly flopped out of the charts as hard as LeAnn Rimes belly flopped out of her first marriage. In addition to the chart positions, #36 on the Billboard 200 chart, #44 overall album on iTunes, #46 overall on Amazon, there are now some numbers and they’re not good. Keeping in mind that Rimes started promoting this thing in 2012, it only sold 10,798. Which means Falkor has 10,798 thank you cards, checks, and muffin baskets to send because she found 10,798 willing to pay for her album. Amazing.