I keep staring at his chest hair. Since we’re just learning about his November 20 arrest for weed possession, I guess I’m belatedly posting Armie Hammer’s mug shot. This is the world’s best-groomed and most-cheerful mug shot, taken during prossessing as Hammer spent the day in jail because drug-sniffing dogs caught him with a minuscule amount of weed. He won’t be prosecuted. But it’s got to suck this news is released days before he attends the Screen Actors Guild Awards 2012 for which he’s nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in J. Edgar.

A Toddlers & Tiaras mother is suing several websites for ‘sexualising’ her kid. Displaying impressive cognitive dissonance, Susanna Barrett, mother of Isabella Barrett, 5, is suing websites including TMZ.com, The Daily Mail, The Huffington Post for ‘brazenly attempt[ing] to sexualize’ the child with commentary about her singing LMFAO’s I’m Sexy and I Know It in a New York City club in the middle of the night. Somehow not naming herself for sexualising the child, nor for child abuse, the mother claims the posts ‘have thrust…false and vulgar characteristics on to Isabella [and as] a result, Isabella is now perceived sexually, erotically and pornographically.’ Somehow, the loss of a spin-off reality show and jewellery line amount to the $30 million she’s suing for. Here’s video, if you can stomach it.