There are rumours surfacing today that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are not only fighting like cat and well another cat (too tired to make jokes about p*ssy) and the couple are reportedly in relationship counselling [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
HoHan and SamRo’s reverse-Siamese-twinsy surgery seems to have worked a treat.
As you may know, these ho’s were born attached at the vagina and have been inseparable ever since. SamRo didn’t count on HoHan getting any feeling back in her baron vajayay, anytime soo. So her recent sexual-frustration-based outbursts were something of a shock. Once HoHan’s dormant man-eating vagina got its groove back, it went banging down Callum Best’s door.
SamRo is pissed. WTF is she going to do with such an indecisive ‘ho for a twinsy? Fight, that’s what!
According to The Sun:
The pair had come to blows in a trendy London nightspot after Sam spotted Lindsay dancing with her ex CALUM BEST.
Witnesses say the DJ flew at the actress “throwing punches” on the dancefloor at Boujis - a favourite haunt of Princes WILLIAM and HARRY - and playboy Calum, 27, had to tear them apart.
And as they were leaving the club Lindsay hit back at her lover “screaming and spitting” as the pair had to be pulled apart once again.
A shocked onlooker revealed yesterday: “Lindsay was having a boogie on the dance floor with Calum.
“They were getting pretty close to each other and Sam was nowhere to be seen.
“And then all hell broke loose. Sam came screeching up to Lindsay, screaming blue murder and throwing punches. She went ballistic.
So all the hetero bumping of uglies, on the dance-floor, was like a hard poke in the eye? No wonder SamRo went apeshit! I get why SamRo went Hulk Hogan on that skank Callum’s arse, but what was she expecting from Lindsay? Tearing HoHan away from peen is like telling Brit Brit Spears that she is ‘well enough’ to be taken off her frappe drip.
THE PAIR ARE ALLEGEDLY NOW IN COUPLES COUNCELLING!
Due to their constant bickering, the pair are (according to rumours) in couples-counselling.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson “fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other” and they are looking for a resolution. Rather than just keeping on and having lots of great make-up sex afterward like normal people, the pair are taking a more conventional route.
According to the NY Post:
“Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ‘Is this worth it?’ ”
Page Six spies saw Lohan and Ronson get into a spat outside of Citrine on West 21st Street recently, and the London Sun published details of a explosive argument this week outside Boujis in London, where Ronson was deejaying. The paper reported “all hell broke loose” and the the screaming match ended with Lohan “in tears.”
A rep for Lohan said only that she’s unaware of any therapy sessions.
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